Playboy is well known for undressing breasts, but did you know they also expose them on radio? Tune in and listen to Elisabeth Squires, The Boob Lady ™, on Playboy Radio, Tuesday, July 31st, at 5 PM (PST). Please call in by dialing 1(877) 205.9796. The show can be heard by SIRIUS radio subscribers. Visit www.playboyradio.com for more information. It’s sure to be a revealing interview!
Boob Flash! Haiku challenge extended to November 15th, making these glasses the perfect addition to your Thanksgiving table. (And did you know a pair of D breasts weigh as much as a small turkey???)
How do you look at boobs? Care to expose them in verse? Submit an original Haiku and be one of two lucky winners (‘cause good things come in pairs) to receive these lovely and limited edition bOOb glasses:
Writing bOOb Haiku is fun and easy. Here’s all you need to know:
Here’s a pair to get you started:
Soft white underside
Milky smoothness calls to me
Perfect and unique
Discovered today
Some new skin, under my arm,
Over my bra, ick
There’s no better way to celebrate the girls than to toast them in verse! Contest ends 10/31/06.
Everyone’s seen their share of boobs, either in person or in pictures. But have you ever seen a boob “rock”? Check out this pic of unique (just like breasts), hand painted stones. You’ll be amazed at the talent of Seattle artist, and breast cancer survivor, Dawn Campbell. Lined in felt, they can be placed on any surface, and even in your garden! To order your Boob Rocks™, email dawncampbellmarie@yahoo.com. Rock on!
My name is Elisabeth Squires. I am writing bOObs: A Guide to Your Girls, a humorous and informative owner’s guide to be published by Seal Press in fall, 2007.
Why a book on breasts? Because there’s more to them than meets the eye. From bra basics to breast development, breastfeeding, cosmetic surgery, breast health and breast cancer news and causes, women learn everything they need to know. bOObs features women’s personal stories (”Mammoirs”), and advice from experts on how to put your best breast forward at every stage of your life. My website, www.booksonboobs.com, invites readers to “Ask the Boob Lady,” join my Boob Talk forum, or find other breast resources.
My mission is to help women be good to their “girls!” If you’d like to join in the dialogue, please visit my website or email me at mammoirs@gmail.com. All the breast!!