If Boobs Could Sing
Some might enjoy waxing spherically to the John Mayer song, “Gravity,” with just a minor change in the lyrics. The following is offered with sincere apologies to Mr. Mayer and respect for his artistry, but also assuming (correctly, I hope) that he greatly admires all boobs.
Gravity is working against me
And gravity wants to bring me down
Oh I’ll never know what makes these mounds
Of flesh and fat, stay up – not down
But dream someday, their lift will go away
Oh Gravity is working against me
And gravity wants to bring me down
Oh twice as much aint twice as good
And can’t sustain like one half could
It’s wanting more
That’s gonna send us to her knees
Oh gravity, stay the hell away from me
Oh gravity has taken better boobs than me now how can that be?