Hooray Hooray for Dead Bra Day

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What’s the most loving day in February? Not Valentine’s Day, but the day before. February 13th is Dead Bra Day, named by Sue Richards of Breast of Canada to celebrate better breast health. It’s a day to show some real love to your “girls” by tossing out your tattered tit-slingers and replacing them with more supportive foundations. Let’s be honest, most of our everyday bras can’t last the year, unless we’re hand washing and hanging them to dry. And if you haven’t been fitted since last Valentine’s Day, it’s about time you paid attention to these appendages which lay so close to your heart. 

Those of us tired of the daily torture can rip off our wired cages without guilt. Experts agree there’s no medical reason to wear a bra. They won’t stop your breasts from sagging. That’s got more to do with your DNA than whether you’re strapped into the right cup size. Women wear them for convenience and fashion. It’s easier to keep our breasts confined during the work day; and more fun to place a perky pair aloft for an evening out. Which brings us to another good reason to celebrate Dead Bra Day: your sweetheart is sure to appreciate any gift you give to your tits. Proving the old saying that what’s good for your boobs is also good for a gander.  (Thank you, Sue Richards!)

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One Response to “Hooray Hooray for Dead Bra Day”

  1. jennifer Says:

    Out with the old, in with the new!

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