Boob Haiku Challenge — Win a Pair of bOObs
Boob Flash! Haiku challenge extended to November 15th, making these glasses the perfect addition to your Thanksgiving table. (And did you know a pair of D breasts weigh as much as a small turkey???)
How do you look at boobs? Care to expose them in verse? Submit an original Haiku and be one of two lucky winners (‘cause good things come in pairs) to receive these lovely and limited edition bOOb glasses:
Writing bOOb Haiku is fun and easy. Here’s all you need to know:
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Your verse must follow the 5-7-5 syllable format (first line is 5 syllables, second line is 7, third line is 5);
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Entries should be honest, uplifting, and submitted as comments to this blog; and
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You must be a boob owner or admirer!
Here’s a pair to get you started:
Soft white underside
Milky smoothness calls to me
Perfect and unique
Discovered today
Some new skin, under my arm,
Over my bra, ick
There’s no better way to celebrate the girls than to toast them in verse! Contest ends 10/31/06.
October 2nd, 2006 at 4:09 pm
A first impression
they are rounded; mounded;
on her chest. Hello!
October 2nd, 2006 at 4:19 pm
Machine gun jubblies
an aspiration or bane?
Gravity will tell.
October 2nd, 2006 at 4:19 pm
Small and perky or
big and soft. Boobs bring joy to
the hearts of all men.
October 2nd, 2006 at 4:20 pm
All shapes and sizes
they’re parts of some he’s and she’s
some have one, some two.
October 2nd, 2006 at 4:29 pm
Breast faeries cease not
lasses yearn while ladies spurn
surgeons play more golf.
October 2nd, 2006 at 4:31 pm
Twin peaks at her heart
announce her identity
her fertility
October 2nd, 2006 at 6:12 pm
Please talk to my eyes
Hey hey! Not at my chest, fool
But I know it’s tough.
October 2nd, 2006 at 6:15 pm
Boobs are fun to hug
They provide nightly pillows
And spots to kiss, too.
October 2nd, 2006 at 11:26 pm
Can’t keep your hands off?
Don’t worry beautiful boy
These two are for you
October 4th, 2006 at 2:00 pm
My mouth on your breast.
I feel safe and warm and loved.
I gaze at your eyes.
October 4th, 2006 at 2:01 pm
His head, near my heart.
Lovely mouth at my nipple.
My little one sleeps.
October 4th, 2006 at 5:21 pm
Strap down or lift up
show me off or cover me up
I’m always changing
October 4th, 2006 at 5:22 pm
All so different
some bold, some shy in outlook
yet all…delightful.
October 7th, 2006 at 9:08 am
One war-torn sits small
beside a perfect sister.
Mountains proud make me.
January 18th, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Just what I was looking for!